YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 (2010) when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards (ON THE COMPUTER) in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail (BBM) the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have (BBM OR WHATSAPP) e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and (PING) use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a (FB & TWITTER ICON) web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your 2 cell phoneS, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go (ON YOUR SMART PHONE) on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) STOP LAGHING AND SIMPLY SAY LOL
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.


2012 VERSION OF Jerri Hudson 2005 EDS.
Neosho GED online facilitator & instructor
Crowder College
crowdercollege@yahoo.com